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♪ We

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♪ are The Crystal Gems

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♪ we'll always save the day

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Steven:
♪ and if you think we can't

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♪ we'll always find a way

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♪ that's why the people

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♪ of this world

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♪ believe in

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♪ Garnet

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Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst

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Pearl: ♪ and Pearl

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and Steven!

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I can't believe
it's finally my birthday!

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You're sure it's okay we're
taking a break from the drill?

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Peridot will keep us
on schedule.

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Yo, peri, you sure you don't
want to get in on this?

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[ Pop! ]

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[ Goggles clink ]

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We should celebrate
our progress.

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We should celebrate
<i>your</i> progress.

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You've grown a lot this year.
-He certainly has.

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Yeah.
Yeah, I guess so!

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[ Horn honks ]

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-Steven!
-Connie!

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Happy Birthday!

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Thanks!
Welcome to the party.

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May I offer you
a refreshment?

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Oh, Steven, how gentile.

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Together: Clink!

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So, this is the barn.

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I'm surprised
your parents

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are letting you stay
for the weekend.

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[ Chuckles ]
It wasn't easy.

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They only let me come
after equipping me

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with every piece
of safety gear on the planet.

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What should I do
with this defibrillator?

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Um, we can just leave it
in the car for now.

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[ Giggles ]

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Well, I'm glad
you could make it.

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-Me too.
-All right, move it, Connie!

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I was his best friend first.

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Happy Birthday!

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Okay, shtuball.

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Let me get a look at you.
-Dad!

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Sorry, I just can't believe

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my little boy's
growing up so quickly.

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Seems like just yesterday
you were a baby,

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and now you're turning
14 years old.
[ Pbht! ]

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Steven, you're 14?!

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Yeah?

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But I'm only 12 3/4!

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You're older than me?

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I-I don't believe it!

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Well, sure.
Check it out.

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Let's see --
we have infant, baby.

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Toddler -- what's it called --
adolescent.

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Adolescent, adolescent,
adolescent.

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Whoa, looks like you stagnated
there a little bit, buddy.

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Mr. Universe, could I show you
how the defibrillator works?

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Oh, uh, sure.

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Be right back, kiddo.

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So, he's not
going to grow up?

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Well,
it's hard to say.

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He's a gem, and gems
don't really grow up.

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I mean, I've known
the gems since I was 22,

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and they never change.

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They just are
what they are.

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But Steven's not like the other
gems -- he's half human.

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So I'm not really sure
how he's gonna age.

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We're just gonna
have to wait and see.

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Yes, right.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Human beings?

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Human beings.

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[ Grunts ]

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Hey, birthday man,
whatcha doin'?

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I want to hang up
this banner, so --

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dude, it'd be easier
if you just stretch on up here.

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Ha!
How's that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Come on,
what's the verdict?

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I can't hold this
forever.

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-Uh, looks great.
-There's my b-day guy!

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Uh, what's up, dad?

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We're almost ready
to start.

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Got your birthday cape
and crown ready, too.

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Here, put 'em on and go wait
in the barn.

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[ Chuckles ]
Okay, now sit tight.

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You're gonna love this.

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♪

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Okay, Steven,
open up!

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Together: Surpri--

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[ all gasp ]

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-Wow.
-Oh, my.

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Huh?

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Hm, hm, hm.

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Steven,
are you feeling okay?

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Huh.
You look good, Steven.

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[Deep voice]
Oh [Chuckles] thanks, Garnet.

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Dude, your neck!

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Oh, uh, what about it?

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You have one!

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So...You just grew
all of a sudden?

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I had a magical growth spurt
just now.

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Cool, right?
-Oh, right.

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It's totally cool!

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All right, then.
Let's get this party started.

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[ Blows ]
Yeah!

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Let's eat
this cookie cake!

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Here, Steven.

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Wow, thanks.

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Oh, you don't have
to untie that.

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It's just a box made
to look

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like I spent a lot
of time wrapping it.

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[ Laughs ]

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Ohhh, a new shirt!

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What a pretty color.
-Try it on.

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[ Grunting ]

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Oh, I guess
it doesn't fit since...

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No, don't worry --
it fits fine just like this.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Grunts ]
-Here it comes!

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I got it, Pearl!
[ Grunts ]

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Pearl: Nice, Connie.

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Ye-ah!

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If you hit it,
you get it.

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No worries.
I'll grab it!

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Hup!

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Hm...

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Connie, let me.
Hm!

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Oh, cool.
Thanks, Steven.

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Hm!
No problem, Connie.

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Amethyst: Yo, bring back
that shuttlecock!

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Huh?

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Gasps ]
Oh, no!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Whew!

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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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Ugh!

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This one goes out
to the birthday boy,

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and his best friend.

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[ Slow music plays ]

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[ Both giggle ]

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I still can't believe all this
time you were older than me.

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You should sneak me
into a pg-13 movie sometime.

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Oh, yeah.

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Heh...Heh, heh...

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[ Chuckles ]
No, I'm just kidding.

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I would never ask you
to break the law.

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It's funny that I have to look
up at you now, though.

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Funny good
or f-funny bad?

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Funny good.

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Aw,
Steven's having fun.

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We know how
to throw a party.

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[ Clears throat ]
Excuse me for a moment, Connie.

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I'm gonna go...
Freshen up.

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Be right back.

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[ Panting ]

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[ Warbling ]

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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, geez!

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If I can just keep this up
for the rest of my life,

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no one will suspect a th--

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[ piñata creaking ]

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What are you doing?

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Wha-- wha-- well, what are...

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[Deep voice] You doing?
What are you doing
to your body?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, have you
been stretching yourself
out all day?!

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No, I was just...
Slouching.

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Why are you doing this?

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It really
isn't like you.

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Because, dad,
I can't stay a kid forever.

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When Connie grows up
and becomes president,

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what is that
gonna make me, first boy?!

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Steven, you can't
just keep stretching forever.

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If you hold it too long,
you could really hurt yourself.

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Yeah, well,
I'm half human,

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so maybe it works
different for me.

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We'll just have to wait
and see, right?

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[ Sighs ] Steven...

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That one's
canis helicopterus.

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[ Stifled ]
Uh, uh, helicopterus?

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Yeah, dogcopter!
Get it?

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Now you make one up.

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Mm...Okay, um...
[ Clears throat ]

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That one's,
uh...Snake constellation.

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That's pretty good.

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Are you okay?

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It looks like
you're gonna throw up.

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Oh, yeah.
E-everything's fine.

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Okay, that's good.

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You know, to be honest,
I-I was a little worried before.

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This might sound silly,
but I'm really glad

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that I'm going to get
to grow up with you.

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[ Warbling ]

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Steven?

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Steven, what's going on?
What happened?

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[ Baby voice ] What?

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Uh...

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[ Crying ]

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We were just talking,
then all of a sudden --

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he turned back
into a baby?!

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-Yes!
-Dude, I told you!

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Stretching your body out for
that long is not good for you.

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[ Babbling ]

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Here you go, Pearl.

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Oh, no, no,
don't give him to me.

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Hand him over, Amethyst.

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[ Steven crying ]
Here you go.

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Meh, meh, meh,
blah!

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Uh...

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[ Crying ]

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My power means nothing
to an infant.

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Okay,
this is my department.

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What are you gonna do?

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Don't worry, I got this.

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[ Crying ]
[ Maraca shaking ]

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How can the gems
not know what to do?

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You think they knew the first
thing about raising a baby?

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That was all me,
but I don't get it.

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Driving always used
to calm him down.

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But how do we
change him back?!
I don't know.

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Look, Connie,
let me take you home.

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I-I'll call you when
this all gets sorted out.

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[ Babbling ]

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W-wait, no.

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I want to stay.

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-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

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I just want to be there
for Steven.

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Don't worry, Steven.

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It doesn't matter to me
what age it seems like you are.

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I want to hang out with you
no matter what.

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Your dad still
has to run his car wash,

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and the gems
have to do gem stuff,

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so I'll watch you
when they're not around.

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I can come see you after I'm
done training with Pearl, too!

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Doesn't that sound fun?
[ Babbles ]

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Greg: Look at that --
he finally stopped crying.

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Well, that's a start.

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-Ahem!
-What's up, Amethyst?

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00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,034
Baby Steven needs changing.

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00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,807
Oh, my gosh.
Ohhh, my gosh!

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00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,610
Did he get even smaller?
Steven's microscopic!

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00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,878
He's reverted back to a zygote!

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Everyone, Steven is --

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[ normal voice ]
Look, it fits now.

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You're back to normal!

250
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Sorry
this was a disaster.

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I wanted to look older
for you.

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That doesn't matter.

253
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I heard what you said
in the van.

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It's really okay
if I don't age like a human?

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Of course it is!

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I like you
just the way you are.

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[ Muffled ] Oh, okay!

258
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,977
Uh, Steven, you've got
something on your cheek.

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00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,479
Huh?

260
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,448
[ Gasps ]
Its a facial hair!

261
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,517
-Really?
-Dad!

262
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,853
-What is it, little man?
-Look at this!

263
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,856
Holy smokes,
you're growing a beard!

264
00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,158
You really are
getting older!

265
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,160
Everybody,
look at this!

266
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,862
Unbelievable.

267
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,863
Very impressive.

268
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,698
Is there more
where that came from?

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[ Laughter ]
[ Giggles ]

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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